suddenly

Tumblr's No. 1 Adverb!

Sometimes NSFW, but hell, you won't have that job much longer anyway.

Personal: You bet! With a capital P.
Age: Ancient, going on petrified
Relationship status: Taken, due to be donated.

TESTIMONIALS

"Tumblr-iffic!"
-- Will Smith

"Beloved lunkhead of the Internet..."
-- Kim Jong Il

"That snake..."
-- unnamed former police administrator

"Our lowest follower-to-followee ratio!"
--Tumblr Analytics

"I wouldn't kick him/her out of bed again."
-- Frangry

"My parents are gone this weekend."
-- Sheriff's deputy posing as teen Tumblr

"Through gratuitous liking, suddenly became the Internet's latest content-free Tumb-lebrity!"
-- Lapham's Reblog Quarterly

NOW following 2,000,000 other tumblrs.

NOW worth real cash money!

CHARTER MEMBER,
Sudden Desire Club

AFFILIATIONS:
What It's Like To Be Me
Another triumph of the human spirit
produkt placement

MISSION STATEMENT
Like Donnie and Marie.
A little bit porno, a little bit rock and roll.
A lot of things that have suddenly appeared when I slowed my scanning speed.

My ponderous evil cousin can be observed at http://reallyoldman.livejournal.com, although cuz has been asleep since the election,
and at
http://www.flickr.com/people/reallyoldman

If you email me at veryattractivewoman{at}gmail{duht}com, I will respond.
Sorry, I must stay incognito. It's not because I don't like you.

I do.

If by chance we meet
at the store
or maybe at the picture show
you will know it's me when I make one of the following signs:

Hot pigs! (sudden joy)

Suddenly, we were lost! (sudden insight)

Don't let the stars get in your eyes. They'll burn your head right off. (Apologies to Sue Coe.)

The countersign is:
I love you.

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