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-- Kim Jong Il
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-- Frangry
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-- Sheriff's deputy posing as teen Tumblr
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MISSION STATEMENT
1. Like Donnie and Marie - A little bit porno, a little bit rock and roll.
1a.. Things that suddenly appeared when I slowed my scanning speed.
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>Folk Porn> Naive-core and DIY smut
>Giant Women> Our technicians tirelessly scour the World Wide Web for fabled depictions of women growing and growing until they tear out of their clothes and stand there huge and naked for all to see.
>f***yeahtumbilarity> Unabashed celebration of the Tumblr ethos. Joy! Joy! Joy!
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1. If you email me at veryattractivewoman{at}gmail{duht}com, I will respond.
2. I'm quite sane, but I've a sister who is mad.
3. I like you.
4. If by chance we meet
at the store
or maybe at the picture show
you will know it's me when I make one of the following signs:
Hot pigs! (sudden joy)
Suddenly, we were lost! (sudden insight)
Don't let the stars get in your eyes. They'll burn your head right off. (Apologies to Sue Coe.)
The countersign is:
I love you.
>Suddenly is a member of the Brand brand family of brands.
*Junk-picking the internet for Your Entertainment and/or Pleasure!*
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT SUDDENLY
"Tumblr-iffic!"
-- Will Smith
"He is 'my man,'"
-- Kim Jong Il
"Our lowest follower-to-followee ratio!"
--Tumblr Analytics
"I wouldn't kick him/her out of bed again."
-- Frangry
"My parents are gone this weekend."
-- Sheriff's deputy posing as teen Tumblr
"Through gratuitous liking, suddenly became the Internet's latest content-free Tumb-lebrity!"
-- Lapham's Reblog Quarterly
NOW following 2,000,000 other tumblrs.
NOW worth real cash money!
CHARTER MEMBER,
Sudden Desire Club
AFFILIATIONS:
Rotary
MISSION STATEMENT
1. Like Donnie and Marie - A little bit porno, a little bit rock and roll.
1a.. Things that suddenly appeared when I slowed my scanning speed.
***
Special Alert: Don't miss these other fine tumblogs:
>FFFFOXNEWS> we ask the leading questions, you decide!
>Super Adultos Espectacular Profundo Fetichista> Nudity is native amid the many faces of culture. Surely the strangest and most intellectually stimulating erotica you will ever witness. Mondo shocko!
>Folk Porn> Naive-core and DIY smut
>Giant Women> Our technicians tirelessly scour the World Wide Web for fabled depictions of women growing and growing until they tear out of their clothes and stand there huge and naked for all to see.
>f***yeahtumbilarity> Unabashed celebration of the Tumblr ethos. Joy! Joy! Joy!
***
1. If you email me at veryattractivewoman{at}gmail{duht}com, I will respond.
2. I'm quite sane, but I've a sister who is mad.
3. I like you.
4. If by chance we meet
at the store
or maybe at the picture show
you will know it's me when I make one of the following signs:
Hot pigs! (sudden joy)
Suddenly, we were lost! (sudden insight)
Don't let the stars get in your eyes. They'll burn your head right off. (Apologies to Sue Coe.)
The countersign is:
I love you.
>Suddenly is a member of the Brand brand family of brands.
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