Problematic aspects of Mitch Daniels’ response to the President’s State of the Union address:
Daniels seriously needs a consultant to help him coordinate his eyebrows with his eyelids. He looks like a panicky 10-year-old when the eyebrows click up and lock in place at the same time his eyes bug out. Not good.
And then there’s all that pink, mottled real estate stretching northwest from his temple. All all that exposed scalp contiguous with the face is just ghastly. Sorry. No nice way to say it. So, please. Indianapolis is a big town. There must be one barber there who can comprehend the governor’s baldness pattern and give him a trim that makes him look less macabre. Every middle aged man needs a barber who understands his combover.
