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A little bit porno, a little bit rock and roll.
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Don't let the stars get in your eyes. They'll burn your head right off. (Apologies to Sue Coe.)
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Tumblr's No. 1 Adverb!
Sometimes NSFW, but hell, you won't have that job much longer anyway.
Personal: You bet! With a capital P.
Age: Aged
Relationship status: Personal, with a capital P.
TESTIMONIALS
"Tumblr-iffic!"
-- Will Smith
"Beloved lunkhead of the Internet..."
-- Kim Jong Il
"That snake..."
-- unnamed former police administrator
"Our lowest follower-to-followee ratio!"
--Tumblr Analytics
"I wouldn't kick him/her out of bed again."
-- Frangry
"My parents are gone this weekend."
-- Sheriff's deputy posing as teen Tumblr
"Through gratuitous liking, suddenly became the Internet's latest content-free Tumb-lebrity!"
-- Lapham's Reblog Quarterly
NOW following 2,000,000 other tumblrs.
NOW worth real cash money!
CHARTER MEMBER,
Sudden Desire Club
AFFILIATIONS:
Flickr - What It's Like To Be Me
Flickr - Another triumph of the human spirit
Flickr - produkt placement
Rotary
MISSION STATEMENT
Like Donnie and Marie.
A little bit porno, a little bit rock and roll.
A lot of things that have suddenly appeared when I slowed my scanning speed.
My ponderous evil cousin may be observed at
http://www.flickr.com/people/reallyoldman
If you email me at veryattractivewoman{at}gmail{duht}com, I will respond.
I'm quite sane, but I've a sister who is mad.
I like you.
If by chance we meet
at the store
or maybe at the picture show
you will know it's me when I make one of the following signs:
Hot pigs! (sudden joy)
Suddenly, we were lost! (sudden insight)
Don't let the stars get in your eyes. They'll burn your head right off. (Apologies to Sue Coe.)
The countersign is:
I love you.
suddenly is a member of the Brand brand family of brands.
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