May 2010
I had too much to drink too fast.
dirtywordsonadirtywall:
I was afraid that you didn’t find me attractive any more because you heard me throwing up in your bathroom.
April 2010
Drunk Girls, LCD Soundsystem
Makes me thirsty.
Snakes at work
Most of what I do at work is reach blindly into a big burlap bag of snakes and try to pull out the one eel that’s in there without catching too many leeches under my fingernails. The maggots don’t bother me.