Celebrity endorsements -- Now available for Your Tumblr
Yes, it’s true. Think of how your Tumbularity will swell when you’re displaying glowing accolades from some of the world’s most famous and credible people.
I’m talking about:
Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch
Retired boxing great Leon Spinks
Antonin Scalia
Kristy McNichol
The Allmann Brothers
Vinny “The Microwave” Johnson
and, of course, Donny and Marie Osmond.
Impossible you say? Think again. Contact suddenly today and Your Tumblr will be festooned with lauditory blurbs from the above luminaries — AND many, many more.
Take a look at the celebrity endorsements on this Tumblr to get an idea of what you could have working for you!
“Tumblr-iffic!”
— Will Smith
“Beloved lunkhead of the Internet…”
— Kim Jong Il
“That snake…”
— unnamed former police administrator
“Our lowest follower-to-followee ratio!”
—Tumblr Analytics
“I wouldn’t kick him/her out of bed again.”
— Frangry
“My parents are gone this weekend.”
— Sheriff’s deputy posing as teen Tumblr
“Through gratuitous liking, suddenly became the Internet’s latest content-free Tumb-lebrity!”
— Lapham’s Reblog Quarterly
Email veryattractivewoman(at)gmail.com for details. Some restrictions do apply. If Suddenly Authentic Tumblr Endorsements cause your Tumbularity to increase by more than 5,000 points, consult a psychologist at once to prevent possible side effects such as Internet addiction, headache, blindness, loss of actual personal contact with humans, the natural world and employment opportunities. Do not subscribe to Suddenly Authentic Tumblr Endorsements if you’ve already lost control of your computer usage, especially if you are already severely dehydrated. Consult you doctor, or any real person, to see if Suddenly Authentic Tumblr Endorsements may be right for you.
